I’LL TELL YOU WHAT… FOOOOOD !

MY PALEO DIET DIARY
Day 1105:45 pm – I LIED OKAY !! THIS PALEO DIET IS KILLING ME ! I
AM LITERALLY DYING RIGHT NOW… *sobbing* OH WHY GOD
WHY AM I DOING THIS TO MYSELF ! I can’t believe how hard it
is… I thought I was mentally enough prepared to challenge
myself with a new “extreme” diet, I’m kind of used to these
type of crazy stuff usually, but gosh this one, oh my God it’s
terrible; I’m not even starving but the problem is I can’t
keep my mind thinking of REAL FOOD you know… you’ve got
no clue what I’d give right now for a piece of pizza, I
almost want to cry, I kid you not… I’m hating myself so much
for doing this;

and I know what y’all must be thinking : it’s only day one &
I’m already acting like a mad motherf*cker about it – yeah you
know what, you, whoever thinks this… it’s not funny ! I am
literally losing my mind, I’m so tired and unsatisfied food wise,
I did not expect this shit to be like this. So seriously, if I
ain’t dead by tomorrow and survive this first day of Paleo diet,
it’s gonna be f*cking amazing !

I was looking through my iPhone pictures, and found these food
ones, from BEFORE starting this AWFUL Paleo diet… looking at
them makes me even more miserable. I’m gonna die… how am I
gonna deal without my favorite gluten free vegan pizza ? This
is the worst day of my life.23