YOU KNOW YOU’RE A SERB…

When a lot of things “nije fer”
When all “slave” have the same cuisine “supa, sarma, pecenje”
When all weddings have the same cuisine “supa, sarma, pecenje”
When all christenings have the same cuisine “supa, sarma, pecenje”… basically, for any type of gathering it’s always “supa, sarma, pecenje” -_-
When you can hear your dad snoring from across the street
When your dad complains “da ga ledza BOLE” !
When both your parents tell you they had to walk to school barefoot in the snow, 5km uphill both ways, and over rocks
When you had to break off a tree branch from your back yard, so your dad could whoop your ass with it
When there’s at least one relative that your family refuses to talk to
When your walls at home are crowded with icons of saints
When your church has a fully loaded bar
When your friends can’t believe you got drunk at a church function
When if you are female, you first name ends in “A”
When your last name ends with “IC”
When your family members have a shot of rakija every morning
When your family makes their own wine that is stronger than rakija
When you think everything is a conspiracy
When your mom insists that “promaja” will kill you
When your parents insist you must wear papuce (slippers) at all times so you don’t catch a cold
When you learned how to swim by your dad throwing you into a river, lake or sea; & then everyone later laughs retelling this story which scared you for life
When your grandma will not accept the fact that you’re not hungry
When you have to reassure your mom that her cooking is the best
When your grandma says that farting is healthy
When you are freaked out by “Babaroga”
When you hear the word “BATINE” and you cringe or go into convulsions
When the first conversation you had as a baby used the words “jebi ga”
When your dad bangs the table and break glasses while singing, when he’s drunk
When your dad is talking to you and every other word he calls you is “budala”…
When your parents believe that being left handed is the sign of the devil
When your parents call you “sine” no matter if your a boy or a girl